Congrats?!?

A couple of days ago, the #1 bachelor was taken off the market. Mr. George Clooney, who swore off ever getting married, finally tied the proverbial knot. The funny thing is that on the Trending feature on Facebook, you had to make sure you read the whole headline...

So, not only did he get married, but he actually found a real HUMAN to marry him!!

This is why it is very important to read the second line of the post, hahaha!!

 Way to go, George! Not only is she human, but she might even be a nice sugar momma down the line, haha, JK. Congrats, man!! Now go make some adorable babies :D

NO!!!!!!!! Pardon Me, I Mean YES!!!! Hahaha :)

This  post is for my nephew, Parker. For years, he has made fun of my brother Nate, and sometimes me, for wearing socks with sandals. He just thought it was flat out wrong, lol! However, in our defense, it was totally something people did when we were teenagers and into our 20's. Birkenstocks were way in and you'd wear your Birks with some nice wool socks, even in the winter. They weren't really worn with shorts, but they looked way sweet with a pair of jeans and a sweater or sweatshirt. We were all about lookin' good, but I guess along the way, we forgot that maybe it wasn't the mode anymore :)

However...I just saw this article on MSN Fashion that says that socks with sandals...ARE BACK, BABY!!!! So, I'm sorry Parker, but this grunge momma is going to go all out! Maybe not for the next 20 years or maybe I will, just to torture you a little bit longer, hahaha :) Love you, bro!!

(I'm still not an advocate for the dude on the left, but the guy on the right looks pretty sweet,

minus his goofy space age clothing, the dark sandals look the best)

Great Life Tips And So Much More

I don't know if you have ever seen the Cute Kid Note of the Day section on Huffington Post.com, but these things are so dang hilarious!!!! I am a big fan of the crazy things kids do.  Here are a few of my faves that I saw recently:

 Lol!! Great diagrams, but still not the best choice :)

 This one kills me! A baby = crying little devil...so awesome. Ha, Ha, and Ha!

If that's all he remembers about 2010, I really need to find out where he got that doughnut.

 Numbers 2 and 3 are hilarious!! These Spy Rules really should be put in any CIA pamphlets :)

There really is no better way to say it. Got stress?? S.I.U. - Suck It UP, lol.

So there you have it. It's a very entertaining and quite clean page that will keep you laughing all the way to the doughnut shop. However, once you get there, just do what you have to do. Get in and get out fast :)

She's Sexy And She Knows It!

Saw this bumper sticker today and it made me literally LOL!!

It reminded me of the time I bought this bumper sticker for my mom's car.

I put it on her car without her knowing. It was a little while before she noticed it. She said she kept getting weird looks from people and thumbs up, etc. ROFL!! She, of course, knew it was me. It was absolutely fantastic!!!! Life is meant to be F.U.N. :D

Birthday Kiss?? I think so, hee hee :)

Today just so happens to be the birthday of one very dashing and extremely adorable man, Colin Firth. For most of us, he came into our lives around the time of Pride and Prejudice and the world hasn't been the same since :) We love you Colin/Fitzwilliam/Mark/George/Jack/Henry/Sweet Cheeks, wait...haha <3

Ho's Are People Too

My son was checking his Snapchat and said a girls name that I didn't recognize. So I asked him who she was and he said, "She's a stripper." Interesting. Then my hubby said, "Cool, that means she will always have change. You know, lots of one's." Yes, babe, we definitely want to encourage our son to date strippers so we'll have plenty of one's around for all those pop and candy machines we don't have. I do like the idea of be able to "make it rain" with dollar bills once in a while, but I'd prefer not to use any bills that had been in undesirable places. I don't ask much, right?

P.S. The girl really isn't a stripper. It's just another joy of being my son's mom that I get cheeky answers like that, pardon the pun :D

It's Hard to Be Humble, When You're As Great As I Am

So, I've been waiting around for weeks to receive my Homemaker of the Year Award and nothin'.

I don't understand. I mean, I've still got yesterday's dishes in the sink...

 ...and as I look at my Menu Board, I see that I haven't updated it since Father's Day.

I still don't understand why they're not calling!! At least I have a couple new menu options out of all of this. Tasty Buffalo Vulture Wings from my BIL and Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts from my charming sister, haha. I live such a vibrant and probably pretty stinky life, if you catch a whiff of those dishes :)

 

P.S. I did the dishes right after this post. They were driving me crazy. I'm really not completely mental...just partially :)

I'm a Hardy Girl!

To say I was a huge Shaun Cassidy fan would be an understatement. If you don't know who Shaun Cassidy is, then you missed out, my friend :) He was all 70's and so foxy, as we used to say. He had perfectly feathered hair, bell bottom pants, and to top it all off, he was a Hardy Boy!! That's where I first remember seeing him. The Hardy Boys books came to life on the TV series and it was awesome! They had all the cool gadgets, vehicles, and adventures. Here's Shaun on the left with what I call the "other" Hardy Boy, Parker Stevenson on the right:

Perfect feathers, am I right? Oh yeah, haha. Life was so simple back then, but that's what made it great. I just thought I'd share with you a little bit of the good life. I'm also gonna share video of Shaun singing his #1 hit, Da Doo Ron Ron, shiny bellbottoms, terrible camera angles and all, lol.

You're welcome!! Stay shiny :D